Plinko Poetry

May 17th, 2012

Two of my classmates at ITP made this incredibly fun sendup of the game Plinko from The Price Is Right. It’s called Plinko Poetry and I’ve been having a lot of fun playing with it over the past few days. I’ll let the creators Buy windows 7 key, Deqing Sun and Inessah Selditz Windows 7 activation key, explain what it’s all about:

Drawing source text from current @nytimes and @FoxNews tweets, players can absurdly re-contextualize news headlines that are often overloaded with meaning. With roots in The Price Is Right and experimental blackout poetry—every player can be both a winner and a poet!

The interface of Plinko Poetry uses Processing to display alternate scrolling lines of current tweets from the New York Times and Fox News. When a user drops a chip, it randomly hits pegs on the way down. The word under each peg that is hit is highlighted, with the untouched pegs automatically darkened. Plinko Poetry uses openFrameworks camera color tracking to determine which pegs have been encountered. When the chip comes to a stop, the user is left with a trail of blackout poetry which is then live tweeted to @PlinkoPoetry. Ultimately users will create a new corpus of ever changing poetic text based on the zeitgeist of current headlines.

Plinko Poetry will be on display at the ITP Spring Show 2012 next week in New York City. If you’d like to try your hand at making Plinko poems or you want to check out more of the incredible work from the students at ITP, stop by Server 2008 Key!

ITP Spring Show 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012 – Tuesday, May 15, 2011
5pm – 9pm on Monday, 4pm – 8pm on Tuesday (Free and open to the public. No RSVP required.)
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721 Broadway, 4th Floor, New York

What I Won’t Miss About College

May 17th, 2012

By Shannon Elward replica watches

I honestly can’t believe that the semester is almost over. I thought if I procrastinated enough, it just wouldn’t come. That obviously didn’t work. And although I can’t wait for popsicles, sunburns, and lemonade stands, I’m really bummed about having to leave SLC. There aren’t many places where you can find friends that are the perfect mix of quick-witted, insane, smart, and funny. I’m going to miss them like crazy when I’m abroad next year. But instead of being sad and stressed, I decided to think about all the things I’m not going to miss.

1. Microsoft Word

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that I won’t have to open another Word document for the rest of the summer. No double spacing, using words like ‘moreover’ or ’society,’ no more spell checking and accidental typos, and no more printing. I won’t have to stare at the same blank document not knowing what to type. Over break when my eyes hurt from looking at a screen too much, it’ll be from being on Tumblr too long, not from writing a philosophy essay. I won’t have to remember the date, either. People will ask me what day it is and I’ll be like, “I don’t know, it’s probably June.” I could probably forget my name if I wanted. I’m just so excited that I can read books without thinking about a thesis. Libraries can become fun again. Yay!

2. Drunk People in the Blue Room

Okay, it’s college and I get that people are probably not going to relive their middle school days by going to a dance sober. But there is a line between drunkenness and unacceptable drunkenness, and it is often crossed in the Blue Room. So replica watches, I went to the Spring Formal after party and it was incredibly fun, but people there were so freakin’ plastered that things got a little strange. I was getting my groove on and some random person walked behind me and bit my neck. I repeat, she bit my neck. I mean, what the fuck. I don’t know whether or not she thought she was some sort of vampire or whatever, but you do not bite stranger’s necks. Ever. Bitches be cray. I could have gotten rabies. I don’t know how in the world I could finish my conference work with rabies. At least at home I won’t have to worry about mysterious neck biters.

3. Not Knowing When to Wave

I don’t know if this is just Sarah Lawrence kids, or all college kids, but people here are fucking awkward. I never know when to wave to my acquaintances. I run into people I’ve met a couple times but aren’t friends with all the time and I always go through stages of panic, trying to figure out whether or not it’s appropriate to wave.

Stage 1: Frantically looking around to see if there’s someone else to wave to. Preferably someone behind them so if I wave and they don’t wave back, I don’t look like a complete idiot.

Stage 2: Slowing down, so I have more time to decide whether or not to acknowledge their presence.

Stage 3: Checking my phone. Please someone call! Please! Should I pretend to talk on the phone? What if my phone rings when that happens? Maybe if I look at my phone long enough they’ll just pass by me and it won’t be a problem anymore.

Stage 4: Trying to make eye contact. In the end, I just suck it up and try to look them in their eyes. If I make eye contact, we wave or smile and I feel less stupid. If we don’t, I feel awkward for a good thirty minutes. At home, I won’t have to constantly run into people I kind of know and if I do, we’ll definitely wave.

4. The Possibility of Being Quoted on “Overheard at SLC”

A couple of months ago my friend pointed out to me that I had been quoted on Overheard at SLC, and that horrified me. The quote wasn’t even that bad. I was talking about how the unconditional love for dogs was suspicious, but it wasn’t the quote that bothered me, it was the fact that I could be quoted. I say the most inappropriate things in public on a daily basis. I don’t even mean to say taboo or weird things; they just spill out of my mouth and I forget that I’m in a place where people eavesdrop. So when I realize that I say something particularly inappropriate, I always look around and try to figure out who’s listening. I don’t need to live with that paranoia. If someone quotes me, I’d rather not know about it. Over the summer, I’ll be saying inappropriate things in the safety of my own home. Unless Overheard at SLC has me wiretapped replica watches, I think I’m in the clear.

Only about a week and a half until summer, and I’m more than ready to blow this popsicle stand. I’m ready for my cozy bed, cuddling with my cat, and homemade food. And without the bad things about Sarah Lawrence, I’ll be able to get my couple months of relaxing in before getting back to school. Summer 2012, here I come.

Fort Payne claims boys Class 5A state golf crown;

May 17th, 2012

OPELIKA, Alabama — Fort Payne held on to its first-round lead to collect the boys Class 5A state championship at the Alabama High School Athletic Association state golf tournament at Auburn-Opelika’s Grand National Golf Club.

Robby Shelton, armed with a 3-under-par score of 69 Tuesday Handmade Tattoo Machines, won the Class 5A boys medalist title at the AHSAA state golf tournament at Auburn-Opelika’s Grand National Golf Club. His St. Paul’s team finished second to Fort Payne. (Press-Register / Mike Kittrell)Fort Payne shot a team total of 304 in the final round of the two-day, 36-hole event to defeat St. Paul’s, which was seeking its fourth consecutive state crown. Fort Payne turned in a two-day score of 609, with runner-up St. Paul’s, which shot 301 the final round, finishing at 614.

Briarwood Christian (617) finished third Tattoo Supplies sale, followed by fourth-place Cullman (650). Russellville and Chilton County tied for fifth at 654.

St. Paul’s junior Robby Shelton produced his 12th consecutive sub-par round in the final round of play with a 3-under-par 69. Combined with his first-round 71, he finished at 4-under 140 to win medalist honors.

Fort Payne’s Jordan Bethune (73) was runner-up for medalist honors at 145 Kuro Sumi Tattoo Ink, with teammate Cole Skaggs (73) finishing third at 147.

Weary warriors favor Obama

May 17th, 2012

COLUMBIA, South Carolina, May 13, 2012 (Reuters) — Mack McDowell likes to spend time at the local knife and gun show “drooling over firearms,” as he puts it. Retired after 30 years in the U.S. Army, he has lined his study with books on war, framed battalion patches from his tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, a John Wayne poster, and an 1861 Springfield rifle from an ancestor who fought in the Civil War.

U.S. President Barack Obama greets troops at Bagram Air Base in Kabul May 2, 2012. Earlier, Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai signed the Strategic Partnership Agreement at the Presidential Palace. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

But when it comes to the 2012 presidential election, Master Sergeant McDowell is no hawk.

In South Carolina’s January primary, the one-time Reagan supporter voted for Ron Paul “because of his unchanging stand against overseas involvement.” In November, McDowell plans to vote for the candidate least likely to wage “knee-jerk reaction wars.”

Disaffection with the politics of shock and awe runs deep among men and women who have served in the military during the past decade of conflict. Only 32 percent think the war in Iraq ended successfully, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll. And far more of them would pull out of Afghanistan than continue military operations there.

While the 2012 campaign today is dominated by economic and domestic issues, military concerns could easily jump to the fore. Nearly 90,000 U.S. troops remain in Afghanistan. Israeli politicians and their U.S. supporters debate over whether to bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities as partisans bicker over proposed Pentagon budget cuts.

Mitt Romney has accused President Obama of “a dangerous course” in wanting to cut $1 trillion from the defense budget – although the administration’s actual proposal is a reduction of $487 billion over the next decade.

“We should not negotiate with the Taliban,” the former Massachusetts governor contends. “We should defeat the Taliban.” He has blamed Obama for “procrastination toward Iran” and advocates arming Syrian rebels.

Romney, along with his primary rivals Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, had also accused Obama of “appeasement” toward U.S. enemies – a charge that drew a sharp Obama rebuttal. “Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22 out of 30 top al-Qaeda leaders who’ve been taken off the field whether I engage in appeasement,” the president shot back. He has reproached GOP candidates: “Now is not the time for bluster.”

If the election were held today, Obama would win the veteran vote by as much as seven points over Romney, higher than his margin in the general population.

FADING COOL FACTOR

The GOP’s heated rhetoric, aimed at the party’s traditional hawks, might be expected to resonate with veterans. Yet in interviews in South Carolina, a military-friendly red state, many former soldiers expressed anger at the toll of a decade of war, questioned the legitimacy of George W. Bush’s Iraq invasion, and worried that the surge in Afghanistan won’t make a difference in the long run.

“We looked real cool going into Iraq waving our guns,” said McDowell, 50, who retired from the 82d Airborne Division in November with a Legion of Merit and two Bronze Stars. “But people lost their lives, and it made no sense.”

Now he worries. “I really don’t like the direction we are going, how we seem to come closer daily towards a war with Iran.”

In Columbia, where McDowell lives in a leafy subdivision, the streets are named for American Revolutionary war heroes, and the Confederate battle flag still flies on the capitol grounds. Pizza parlors offer a 10 percent discount to uniformed soldiers from nearby Fort Jackson, one of eight military bases that pump $13 billion a year into the state’s economy.

In exit polls, a quarter of voters in January’s primary identified themselves as veterans.

Among them were Karen and Kelly Grafton, devout Southern Baptists who live in the small town of Prosperity, outside Columbia Tattoo Transfer Paper, and spend their vacations at Nascar races. They voted for Santorum.

“He just came off a little bit better than the others,” said Karen Grafton, 51, a real estate agent who served 20 years in the Air Force. “He stuck to his story about what he has done and what he will do.”

The Graftons’ votes, however, like many veterans’, can’t be taken as evidence of a hard-line military stance. Registered Republicans, they cast their ballots for Obama in 2008 because he promised to bring the troops home from Iraq.

“I went to war for George Bush,” said Grafton, 48, a retired Army master sergeant who served in special operations units in Somalia and Iraq. “But we can’t keep policing the world.”

Karen Grafton, a retired Air Force recruiter, said she’ll be “glad when we’re out of Afghanistan.” The military budget? “I’m sure it can be cut,” she said. “Everyone has to make concessions.” Still, many former soldiers worry that Pentagon cuts could mean stingier salaries, pensions, and education and housing benefits.

CASUALTY STATS ARE PERSONAL

In a squat building on a rutted street in West Columbia, three dozen former soldiers gathered around hot dogs and sodas for the Disabled Veterans of America’s monthly meeting. Colorful military banners festooned the walls. The talk was somber.

Could someone volunteer to help care for “a fellow living in a dilapidated roach-infested trailer?” asked Chapter Commander John Ashmore. Could people contribute funds to an ex-Marine whose hospital bills were “overwhelming”?

Ashmore thanked everyone for distributing canned goods to the needy. And he had some news: “Veterans healthcare will be exempt from federal budget cuts,” he said. “President Obama has signed a 3.6 percent cost of living increase to your benefits.”

“I’ve already got it spent,” shouted one of the group.

At the back, John Rush, 44, sat with a brace on an injured leg. He suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after two tours in Iraq. “The explosions, the bombs going off. You’re scared, you’re mad. The stress wears you out.”

Rush got out of the Army in 2008, but it took three years for the government to approve his paperwork for psychiatric treatment. He is unemployed, and much of the time he says he feels “confused.”

As for voting in this presidential election: “I haven’t had that spark to get out and register.”

The Pentagon counts more than 6,300 American dead and 33,000 wounded in action in Iraq and Afghanistan. A Rand Corp study estimates that as many as 300,000 post-9/11 veterans suffer from PTSD or major depression, and about 320,000 may have experienced traumatic brain injuries, mainly from bombs.

For combat veterans such as McDowell, who enlisted at 19, the statistics are starkly personal.

With his direct gaze, erect posture and fondness for war mementos, he may seem to fit the stereotype of a battle-hardened sergeant. But this father of five shudders at the memory of the young Vietnamese-American at Fort Jackson, whose fear of deployment was brushed off by an officer. The soldier tried to commit suicide by shoving a pencil up his nose into his brain.

He chokes up when he recalls “the geek-faced kid” from Oklahoma who was brought in to fix office computers in McDowell’s Iraq bomb dismantling unit. The young man, with no combat training, was sent into the field to hack into terrorists’ laptops. Within weeks he suffered a mental breakdown. Returning stateside, he shot his two children to death and killed himself.

“It was sheer terror,” McDowell said of the improvised explosive devices that guerrillas hid along roadways. “They’d strap gasoline cans to IEDs. Our soldiers burned alive. You’d hear them screaming, and you couldn’t do anything.”

Now he is “watching the primaries very closely to see who will be the least careless with soldiers and their families.”

IT’S THE ECONOMY, SIR

Despite widespread disillusionment over recent wars, most veterans support some form of military action to keep Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons. That doesn’t mean they want another ground war: Veterans lean toward a military spending policy that emphasizes special forces and unmanned systems.

Terry Seawright, a Navy reservist who drives a Fedex truck, voted for Obama in 2008 and plans to do so again in 2012. “I like the coolness and calmness of him,” said Seawright, 46. “I like the way he handled Egypt and Libya. He said, ‘No troops on the ground.’”

Unless a conflict with Iran or Syria pushes foreign policy out front, economic issues seem more likely to sway the veterans’ vote than military concerns – as is true for the country generally. Like other Americans, former soldiers are worried about jobs, the federal deficit, and the cost of living.

Michael Langston, a Baptist minister who served as commander of 110 military chaplains in Afghanistan, didn’t carry a weapon but often visited the front lines. “I would go to trauma centers where they worked on soldiers who were burned and disfigured,” he said. “We’d roll into villages where every man, woman and child had been massacred, and the Taliban had cut off heads and feet.”

Back in the U.S., Langston, 57, suffered nightmares and sweats. Always a mild-mannered man, he began yelling at his kids. When a vehicle backfired in a supermarket parking lot, “I hit the ground and rolled under a car.” He was diagnosed with PTSD.

Looking back, Langston, a graduate of the Naval War College, sees “a failed policy. When we leave Tattoo Gun Tattoo Designs, these places go back to the way they’ve done everything for thousands of years.”

For all his frustration over military interventions, Langston said the election issues for him are “healthcare, jobs and economic stability.” A lifelong Republican, he voted for Gingrich in the primary but now supports Romney. “The economy is still faltering, the job rate has not gotten any better regardless of the hype, and the gas prices are killing us,” he said.

Overall, like the rest of the nation, former soldiers are deeply concerned about the future. Only 24 percent in the Reuters poll said the country is headed in the right direction, with 60 percent saying it is off on the wrong track.

Langston said social issues will not influence his vote. As for “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the now repealed policy that forced homosexuals out of the military, he came around to supporting repeal after initially opposing it. “An individual has a right to be who they are,” he said.

According to the Reuters/Ipsos poll, a majority of veterans now agree with him.

With the unpredictability of foreign involvements and the fragility of the domestic economy, it is too early to say who will eventually win the veteran vote.

Karen Grafton, who voted for Obama in 2008 based on his promise to end the Iraq war, now says, “I want someone to get us out of this economic turmoil. That’s No. 1. I’m not sure he is the person to do that. But I don’t blame him. He inherited a mess.”

Asked about Obama’s handling of his job, 27 percent of veterans approved, and 37 percent disapproved, with the rest undecided.

In his study, below a movie poster of “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,” McDowell, the Ron Paul supporter, flipped through pages of an 82nd Airborne Division yearbook, lingering on photographs of dead comrades. He recalled their ages, how many children they had, and how they died.

Partly for their sake, he avidly follows the campaign. He was turned off by mudslinging among Republican candidates, he said. And Obama? “If no one else can get their act together Pulse Tattoo, I’ll vote for that Democrat,” he said. “My concern is who will do right for the soldier.”

(Reporting by Margot Roosevelt; Editing by Lee Aitken and Prudence Crowther)

Judge “I’ve Had My Fill of Frivolous Filings by

May 16th, 2012

Richard Posner, the judge presiding over Apple and Motorola’s IP battle in the United States, runs a staid courtroom and has little patience for legal high jinks between the parties. Earlier this year, Posner upbraided Motorola for what he described as the company’s “ridiculous” approach to claim construction. Now Apple’s become the focus of his ire.

Responding to a motion Apple filed to block Motorola’s deposition of one of its expert witnesses, the second such motion the company had filed in a matter of days, Posner verbally spanked the company’s legal team.

“I deny the second half of Apple’s motion (seeking prohibition of the deposition) as frivolous and the first half (seeking substitution) as untimely,” Posner wrote in an April 26 order published today. “I’ve had my fill of frivolous filings by Apple. The next such motion Discount DKNY Clothes, and I shall forbid it to file any motions without first moving for leave to file.”

A no-nonsense guy, this Posner. That said, his threat to Apple, while not entirely an empty one Cheap Emilio Pucci Dresses, isn’t all that grave either, as FOSS Patent’s Florian Mueller observes.

“The sanction that Judge Posner threatens at the end of the passage quoted above could put Apple at a practical (but not substantive) disadvantage relative to Motorola as the case is fast approaching trial,” Mueller writes. “In that event, Apple would have to file a précis letter first in order to seek permission to file an actual motion.”

In other words, Posner’s threatening Apple with more paperwork — a great deterrent to future frivolous filings, but not one that would undermine the company’s case.

Free Speech for Really Rich Guys

May 14th, 2012

The Supreme Court

There are probably only about 10 guys in America who are cheerfully unconcerned about the influence of multimillionaires on elections. One of them is Charles Koch. David Koch is another, as is Karl Rove. Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin and the guy with the top hat on the board of the Monopoly game are two more. Luckily for them, the other five guys currently sit on the U.S. Supreme Court. And judging from this morning’s argument in McComish v. Bennett, there is no principle those five justices will fight harder to preserve than the right of the impossibly wealthy to purchase as much speech as they want and need to win a political campaign.

The free speech issue in McComish is a swirly one, predicated on the novel constitutional theory that less speech makes us all freer (laid out here in Slate by Richard Hasen). The constitutional challenge is to Arizona’s system of voluntary public financing, which allows candidates to opt in to a system thatentitles them to matching funds when their privately financed opponents outspend them by more than a certain amount. The matching funds are capped at three times the original grant. The law, called the Citizens Clean Elections Act, was passed by voter initiative in 1998 in the wake of a raft of state election scandals including AzScam, in which state legislators were caught taking bribes to support gambling legislation. Those kooky Arizona voters—apparently they still don’t understand that the right to buy and sell elections represents the bold beating heart of American liberty.

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The plaintiffs’ objection to the Arizona public-financing regime is not that privately financed candidates can’t speak. It’s that when they spend money to speak, they trigger contributions to their opponents. This has a chilling effect on their speech because, they say Buy Christian Audigier Clothing, each time they speak, they are financing their own demise. In court this morning, the phrase “leveling the playing field” is uttered with the kind of contempt one usually sees reserved for serial rapists and NPR.

William Maurer represents some of the law’s challengers Replica Christian Audigier Clothing, including Rep. John McComish DKNY Clothes sale, currently the Republican majority leader of the Arizona House. Maurer explains that the case is about “whether the government may insert itself into elections and manipulate campaign spending to favor its preferred candidates.” The same five justices who offered up last year’s hit country-and-Western single Discount BCBG Dresses, “Citizens United Is People Too,” will thus fall all over themselves today to paint the Arizona campaign-finance system as a vicious attempt by government to muffle the speech of America’s defenseless bajillionaires. They are so passionate about this injustice that they interrupt Maurer—who is on their side, mind you—to make his argument for him.

Justice Antonin Scalia:  ”Mr. Maurer Discount DKNY Clothing, suppose the government imposes a fine of $500 for all political speech Discount BCBG Dresses, and people nonetheless continue to engage in political speech and pay the $500. Would that make the $500 penalty for political speech constitutional?”

Justice Samuel Alito: “Suppose the court after this argument sent you a letter saying if you would like to file an additional brief, you have the opportunity to do so, and we’re not going to allow your opponent to file a brief. Would you take advantage of that opportunity?”

Justice Anthony Kennedy: “Do you think it would be a fair characterization of this law to say that its purpose and its effect are to produce less speech in political campaigns?”

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The Bearded Mom

May 14th, 2012

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on Washingtonpost.com weekly to chat with readers about their romantic, family, financial, and workplace problems. A transcript of this week’s chat is below. (Read Prudie’s Slate columns here.)

Emily Yoffe: Good afternoon, everyone. Let’s get to your questions.

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Bay Area, Calif.: I love my mom dearly and am not sure how to tell her (or even if I should) that her facial hair is out of control. After she went through menopause (many years ago), I noticed she had a substantial mustache and beard, but she must have started taking hormone replacement drugs because they disappeared. Now, she is in her late 60s Herve Leger sale, and the mustache is back and very thick and noticeable. Surely she knows she has it; do I need to butt out, or is there a gentle way to suggest she do something?

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Emily Yoffe: When Mom is mistaken for Dad Discount Marc Jacobs Dresses, it’s time to speak up. I think any woman would prefer to be told by a loved one she looks like Groucho Marx, rather than go through life having people think, “Hey, there goes one of the Marx Brothers!” Before you tell your mother, investigate where some electrologists or laser hair removal places are in her area, so you can simultaneously break the news, “Mom Cheap Emilio Pucci Dresses, while you otherwise look great, I’ve noticed that your facial hair is getting a little heavy,” and propose a solution.

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Anywhere, USA: I am having some trouble with my son, “Charlie.” This past spring, he got married. He and his bride decided to exclude my other son’s children, two boys aged 6 and 9, from their wedding festivities. We are a close-knit family, and this was very disappointing to his nephews. I tried to convince him that his actions were hurtful, but he would not listen. Things were said in anger, and as a result Christian Audigier Clothing sale, I and my family chose not to attend the wedding if everyone would not be invited.

Since then, he has cut off all communication with us, he won’t take or return our calls, and he even “un-friended” his brother on Facebook. My grandchildren’s birthdays came and went, and he didn’t bother to send a card or even call them to wish them happy birthday.

Prudie, this is not how I raised my son to behave, and it’s the kids who are suffering most from this family feud. My heart breaks for them. With the holidays approaching, they’re sure to ask why Uncle Charlie hasn’t come. They must feel as though he doesn’t love them. How do I encourage him to make amends? I just want our family to be whole again.

Emily Yoffe: You say you didn’t raise your son to escalate small disagreements into major breaches, but, Mom, you led the rest of the family into a boycott of your son’s wedding ceremony! I’d say he’s absorbed the upbringing you gave him very well. Your son and his wife didn’t want children at the wedding. That is a perfectly reasonable decision to make, even if two of the children excluded were his nephews. It may have annoyed everyone, but what the people with children do is hire a babysitter, keep their complaints to themselves, and enjoy a child-free afternoon.
You can try the politician’s passive “mistakes were made” locution, but you and the others who didn’t go made a whopper of a mistake. Own up. Write a sincere letter of apology saying you made a bad decision by not going to the wedding, and the estrangement is tearing everyone apart. Ask their forgiveness and invite the newlyweds out for a peace dinner. Your other son should send his own letter if he would like to repair relations. Do it now—maybe this Thanksgiving you can all share a family meal.

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New York City: Thirty-five years ago I was traveling in Europe with a fellow college student (who I really did not know that well). About two weeks before we came home (it was a six-week trip)—he asked me one night (on a city street) if I was gay—and I said “probably.” He then slugged me (broke a tooth), walked off, and I never spoke to him again.

He has recently connected with me via Facebook – and is quite openly gay and has a long-time lover. (I am currently involved in my own relationship with a woman.) He and his companion are coming to NYC and want to get together for drinks/dinner.

That is fine (I do not hold grudges)—but there is a small elephant in the room. I cannot envision me sitting across from him and his friend all evening and saying absolutely nothing. Should I bring it up ahead of time or wait until sometime we are together? He has made absolutely no mention of the incident so far.

Emily Yoffe: Each week I am forced to revise my original opinion that Facebook is a great innovation for keeping people in touch, to believing that it is merely a canvas for members to act out strange, unresolved conflicts and desires.
You may want to have dinner with a college acquaintance who once hauled off and slugged you because he was projecting his own sexual confusion, and with whom you haven’t spoken since he smashed you in the mouth. I would not. If you want to go, say or don’t say whatever you like. I would say to the invitation, “Thirty-five years of not seeing you is such a long time Discount DKNY Clothing, but not long enough. Let’s try to get together, perhaps, in another 35.”

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Washington BCBG Dresses sale, D.C.: Prudie, how does one get out of an emotional rut? I screwed up a relationship with a beautiful intelligent woman who I now want to marry (she lives in NY). My attempts to communicate with her have been ignored. But I’m stuck head over heels for her and can’t seem to move on. Dating hasn’t worked. Being active volunteering hasn’t worked. Time heals all wounds, but time hasn’t worked yet either. What’s my next option?

Emily Yoffe: I’m assuming you screwed up by screwing someone else or by being such a lousy, neglectful boyfriend that your beautiful intelligent woman came to the smart conclusion that she should walk. Perhaps your revelation that she’s the one comes not only from the fact that you now realize you want to marry her, but also from your desire not to let her have the last (non)word. How thrilling it would be to trash your relationship, then win her back!
She doesn’t want you back.
So accept the fact that life presents us with opportunities to find more than one “one,” and that you have learned a mighty life lesson when the next one comes along.

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Arlington, Va.: My son has a immunodeficiency condition that doesn’t allow him to get a flu vaccine or any of the other vaccines (mumps, rubella, chicken pox, etc.). As a result, we’ll have to put him in a private school that requires all kids to have the shots, except for extraordinary conditions like my son. My sister, on the other hand, is a conspiracy nut. She believes, with certainty, that vaccines cause autism and has not vaccinated any of her three children. As a result, I don’t let them near my son. My sister is furious with me, telling me that the odds of her kids being sick and passing it on to my son are so low that I shouldn’t worry about it. She has rallied my family to agree with her, and they are pressuring me to attend all family gathering with my sister’s kids and my son. Should I cave for family harmony, or should I stick to my guns?

Emily Yoffe: This requires a consultation with your doctor, so that you can make your decision—and let your family know what it is—based on sound medical advice. Of course sound medical advice is the thing your sister is probably not willing to hear since there is no evidence that vaccines cause autism. It is people like her who put everyone else at risk by counting on the rest of us to vaccinate so herd immunity protects her kids. As with the letter from the mother who organized a boycott of her son’s wedding, it is very unpleasant to be the recipient of a family-wide decision about whether what you’re doing is appropriate or not. So try to convey to people that you have a serious medical issue to deal with, and you would appreciate loving understanding as you make it, instead of judgment and pressure.

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The Earthly Father

May 14th, 2012

“Virgin” Mary?

For Christians, Christmas is the annual celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ—God’s only son. It’s traditionally believed that Christ, born of Mary, was a product of a virgin birth. * But in this article from 2005, Chloe Breyer reviews the long history of doubt surrounding Christ’s conception and considers the benefits to faith and womanhood of Christ having both earthly and eternal fathers.

At Christmas, Christians celebrate the birth of God’s only son. Some believers, however, wonder if Jesus Christ is God’s son only. The ancient “illegitimacy tradition” and its modern proponents propose that Jesus may have had a human father. That idea upsets one of the central mysteries of the Christian faith—the virgin conception. But it’s entirely in keeping with more essential tenets: Jesus’ role as the Messiah, and God’s love for the poor and downtrodden. What’s more, the illegitimacy tradition responds to many strange utterances about Jesus’ birth in the Scriptures themselves.

Christians agree that Jesus was not conceived by Mary and Joseph while they were married. He was born so soon after Joseph took Mary into his home that it was clear she had conceived during her betrothal to Joseph. Beginning in the second century, most Christians explained the scandalously timed birth as evidence of the virgin conception. Christian leaders were still figuring out Jesus’ identity at the time, and the virgin conception offered evidence of the Messiah’s exceptionalism. It also made sense that if Jesus was both fully human and fully God, he should have one human parent and one divine one.

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The illegitimacy tradition, by contrast, holds that the Holy Spirit supplemented, rather than replaced, Jesus’ human paternity. Justin Martyr Cheap Marc Jacobs Dresses, a second-century Christian theologian, wrote of early Christians born as Jews who believed that Jesus was the natural son of Mary and Joseph. Origen, another early church father, referred to two branches of first-century Jewish Christians, collectively called the Ebionites, “the one confessing as we do that Jesus was born of a virgin, the other holding that he was not born in this way but like other men.” The Gnostic Gospel of Thomas includes an enigmatic saying that may well refer to Jesus: “He who knows the father and the mother will be called the son of a harlot.”

But by the fourth century, the author of Thomas and the other doubters of the virgin conception had been labeled heretics. The illegitimacy tradition was particularly unpopular with church leaders because non-Christians took the lead in articulating it—not just early rabbis, but pagan philosophers as well. (Click

here for an example from True Doctrine, a pagan anti-Christian polemic written in 178.)

For centuries, the illegitimacy tradition was forgotten. But recently it has been resurrected, and not only by miracle-bashers. Its proponents include establishment theologians like Raymond Brown, author of the massive Birth of the Messiah and the commentary on John’s Gospel in the Anchor Bible Series, and feminist theologians like Rosemary Radford Ruether and Jane Schaberg. To be sure, the idea isn’t mainstream. In 1987, Schaberg, a biblical studies professor at the University of Detroit Mercy, published The Illegitimacy of Jesus. Her central argument was that Matthew and Luke’s Gospels originally told of an illegitimate conception rather than a miraculous virgin one. University of Detroit Mercy, which is Catholic, publicly distanced itself from Schaberg’s positions. She got hundreds of angry letters and a few death threats and one night awoke to discover that her car was in flames on the street outside her apartment.

Should Schaberg and other scholars who question the virgin birth be hurled into the outer darkness? The problem with dismissing them, as the fourth-century church authorities dismissed their forerunners, begins with Scripture. The biblical sources for the virgin conception are a few short passages in two of the four Gospels. In Matthew, an angel appears to Joseph, who is perplexed about his fiancee’s pregnancy. Should he divorce Mary or have her stoned her to death, as the law of Deuteronomy requires? “Joseph, Son of David,” says the angel, “Do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, for the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus.” The angel then goes on to quote the Hebrew prophet Isaiah. “Look, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel.” (In fact Herve Leger sale, “virgin” comes from Matthew’s use of a Greek mistranslation; the Hebrew in Isaiah reads “young girl.”) The version in Luke is similar.

So far, the Scripture sounds pretty clear. But the infancy narratives from Matthew and Luke must be squared with some startling silences, alternative Greek translations, and a couple of snide comments from Jesus’ hometown critics. Paul never mentions the virgin conception and in Galatians describes Christ as “born of a woman.” John’s Gospel says nothing on the subject of Jesus’ conception. And Mark describes the shocked response of the synagogue-goers of Jesus’ hometown of Nazareth when Jesus as an adult returns to preach and teach as God’s chosen one. The Nazareth Jews presumably would have known better than anyone about the irregular timing of Jesus’ birth. “Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary?” his parents’ neighbors ask one another. Since Jewish men of the time were identified in relationship to their father, Schaberg and other scholars take this remark as an insinuation about Jesus’ parentage—one that was so offensive that the later Evangelists Luke Cheap Herve Leger v neck, Matthew, and John changed it.

And there’s more. When Mary responds to the angel’s good tidings in Luke Buy Karen Millen Dresses, one translation of her speech is, “How can this be Buy Missoni Dresses, I do not know a man?” But in the Greek, the word for man is anēr,which also means “husband.” Schaberg suggests that if this is the meaning Luke intended, the text could imply that Jesus had a human father who was not Joseph. * Finally, in the Magnificat Cheap Karen Millen Dresses, Mary’s song of praise and thanksgiving to God, she says, “God has lifted up his humble maidservant.” The Greek word for “humble” is the same one that the Septuagint (the old Greek version of the Hebrew Bible) uses to describe the rape of Dinah in Genesis and other incidents of sexual violation. From this, Schaberg discerns the possibility that Mary’s “humility” could be “humiliation” from a sexual assault.

Admittedly, Schaberg’s conjecture that the Gospel writers were obliquely conveying an illegitimacy tradition—one in which Mary was the victim of rape or seduction—is just that: conjecture. It lacks positive corroboration within the Gospels or other Christian writings. Schaberg acknowledges that she cannot prove that early Christians read the infancy narratives in the way she proposes. Still, if the Gospel writers did assume that their readers knew of an illegitimacy tradition, their words could support a figurative, rather than literal, reading of the angel’s annunciation. It seems rash to rule out that historical possibility when theologically it works so well.

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The President’s Law Firm

May 13th, 2012

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Yesterday morning, Barack Obama announced several high-level appointments to the new Justice Department, including Dawn Johnsen to head the Office of Legal Counsel, the little-known branch of the DoJ considered “the president’s law firm.” Johnsen teaches law at Indiana University but has also been a prolific blogger for Slate’s legal blog “Convictions Replica Porsche Design Watches for sale,” and a Slate contributor. (Read Johnsen’s self-introduction on “Convictions” here.) Recycled below are her articles and some highlights from her “Convictions” postings, including her thoughts on how that office should be reformed.

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“The Outer Shell: The hollowing out of Roe v. Wade.” Posted Jan. 25 Replica Wyler Watches, 2006.

“Law and Orders: How should the president’s lawyers advise a reluctant White House?” Posted June 8, 2007.

Highlights from “Convictions”:

“Restoring Our Nation’s Honor.” Posted March 18 Replica Audemars Piguet Watches, 2008.

“Yet More on Cheney and Unitary Executive.” Posted March 19 Where to buy Replica Free Gift Watches, 2008.

“Reducing Abortions.” Posted March 22, 2008.

“NYT? What’s Bush’s Excuse for Keeping Law Violations Secret?” Posted March 27 Roger Dubuis Replica Watches, 2008.

“Outrage at the Latest OLC Torture Memo.” Posted April 3 Replica Sarcar Watches, 2008.

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Biohazard

May 13th, 2012

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Of all the candidates to dish theories about President Obama’s roots, you’d think Mike Huckabee would be the most careful. As a former Baptist minister, he has had to endure all kinds of weird questions about how his religion controls him and his hidden motives. Just before the Iowa caucuses in 2008 Fake Concord Watches, for example, he was questioned about subliminal cross imagery in one of his advertisements, on the theory that he was trying to send secret signals to evangelical voters. (As it was an ad about Christmas, the Christian signals were hardly secret.)

In a recent session with reporters, Huckabee said such questions—which treated him like some kind of oddity in part to excite the passions of viewers—were one of the reasons he could skip early debates without harming his potential candidacy. The inquiries are a bother, and they’re not important to voters.

Yet this week and in his new book, Huckabee has been offering his theories on how Obama’s roots explain his foreign policy. He got the facts wrong at first Replica Maurice Lacroix Watches for Cheap, saying Obama was raised in Kenya. * In correcting himself, however, he did not modify two theories he does believe: That Obama’s Kenyan father and grandfather influenced his views about the British, and that Obama is not your standard American because he spent four years in Indonesia as a child. “Most of us grew up going to Boy Scout meetings and, you know, our communities were filled with Rotary Clubs, not madrassas,” Huckabee said.

This is a dog whistle, by which I mean it gets all of us in the political press yapping. That term is more commonly used to explain a phrase or quote that has special meaning to a specific group—in this case, conservatives who are obsessed with Obama’s otherness. Ugh, you’re saying. Are we really going to have this debate every week until the election? Maybe. That was the plan of Hillary Clinton’s chief strategist in 2008, and Republicans will look to feed off this energy, too. In a just world, using threads from Obama’s biography to define him as un-American would itself be considered un-American. He can be criticized plenty on the merits of his presidency. The last two years have provided a flowing basket of opportunities, and the next two will provide even more. 

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But this isn’t a just world, and the instinct to ignore this dog whistle risks the chance the idea will float out there, unaddressed. So: David Weigel is right; Huckabee is not a birther. He doesn’t think Obama was born anywhere other than Hawaii. He also defended Obama when conservatives tried to define Obama by his association with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Imitation Graham London Watches, saying that he’d hate to be condemned by every word that was uttered in his presence. Still, what Huckabee believes based on his book and recent interviews is more sweeping than birtherism: Obama is actively anti-American, because he is “molded out of a very different experience.”

Huckabee is reaching back 40 years into Obama’s biography to draw conclusions. Imagine if voters used that same intellectual dot-connector to draw conclusions about the beliefs Huckabee holds today and affirms each day in prayer and each Sunday at church. If a voter is supposed to believe that Obama is captive to the imagined ideas of a father he knew for only a month of his life Replica Hublot Watches for Cheap, then, presumably, the same voter should believe that Huckabee can be equally captive to some imagined tenets of Christianity.

Huckabee has taken several recent trips to Israel. Does he want people drawing direct lines between his foreign policy and every passage of the Book of Revelation? This applies to all GOP candidates who would seek to define Obama wholly by his foreign connections. Should Mitt Romney be judged by every rule and law of the Mormon Church? Is Newt Gingrich irrevocably driven by the same impulses that ended his two marriages?

We are all the product of our life experiences. But any presidential candidate who doesn’t want to be defined by the most attenuated interpretation of the influences contained in his biography should probably keep his theories about his opponents a little more closely tied to the here-and-now.

Correction Fake Zenith Watches for sale, March 4, 2011:The article originally and incorrectly said that Huckabee stated that Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That is not what Huckabee said. He said Obama was raised there. (Return to the corrected sentence.)